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World of Warcraft Is A Scam

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This is the greatest blizzard scam of All Time

okay I got an idea we'll be an undead warrior and our backstory can be that we're at which mod hoping to get laid so we'll be fighting firm a lady's honor but we look like shit look at all the customization options here Wow look at that look at those options didn't even need to get any loot crate's for that kind of customization when do I start the rating someone give me a mount gesture bend over for me piggyback ride me you level twenty whoo talk to me when you're level 120 get away from me moisty Mike get away from me peasants you on ironically level three scatter like the mice you are go back to the sewer Gunners fucking swine where's my level one twenty White Nights Oh starter edition accounts cannot invite characters all right time to upgrade hey look it's a blizzard employee joy I'm gonna buy it I'm I need to be a full-time while streamer now is the perfect time now that everyone's leaving this could be a heart or hangout no girls allowed no twitch streamers allowed just us just us think about it I could be the next big it says I'm of World of Warcraft all it takes is my mother's credit card no one's making any convincing arguments where's my hand to the king uh tell me not to rape and pillage this by now from Blizzard tell me don't do it microtransactions are too strong yeah you guys aren't gonna want to see this Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do no I did it sweet God what if what have we done have we gone too far all the cards expired by the nine divine hit that may be a sign it's an old card there's another card on here if this one is not expired I'm buying it if it is expired then the realm is saved ah no close your eyes you don't want to see what's been done the card wasn't expired it was a good card I bent it over and I fucked it in the ass with Blizzard the ultimate evil Oh No oh the court jesters are going wild what are these for tonight default dances goodbye my friends I'm going to the night lands with Khal Drogo what do you I just paid fifty dollars to upgrade my account you thieves buy the seven hells I swear to God blizzard what the fuck yeah I don't think I am in any danger of having to wait to play World of Warcraft there's like 15 players left I think I'll be fine on zul jin sold to the highest bidder that was a five million dollar purchase I'll meet you in the the gates of özgür a score bad for real-world trading I think Blizzard couldn't care less about like literal crimes in their game as long as you're not doing an okay sign they probably don't care thanks for the resub frog lab I could be genuinely selling children through World of Warcraft and Blizzard would probably be fine with it how am I still on a starter account he's what the fuck that I spend $50 on if not to have a real account what did I buy what kind of scam did I fall for from Blizzard are you kidding me so wait this is still a starter account that I paid $50 for so my god Blizzard can gargle my ass what the fuck did I buy this for so so I can buy a 50 dollar DLC for a subscription I don't have why can you buy a 50 dollar DLC on a starter account without them telling you that you need the $15 subscription to use it so I bought the battle for Azeroth Standard Edition at the very bottom of the page it says requirements a subscription or gametime it's a one bullet point god forbid you sell them together I suppose let's get a subscription I've heard great things about this world of warcraft I hear they can have 50 concurrent players at any one time in 2019 Tianna can you grab my credit card I'm sinning Dianna I need you at the siege on my wallet please my master of coin it's far too late there was blizzards money I was just holding it for him thanks babe I'm never leaving this room again did I just get banned or buy he hit Jesus we got someone with the scam ban him quick get about 65 dollars in the shitter is this what you wanted Blizzard is this peak male performance oh yeah I'm ready let's get it TT be chat mods journey begins here oh it is truly a twitch chat white knight oh God sweet Jesus this was worth $65 alone you've outdone yourself blizzard I know I spent $65 on a new life actually training if you don't mind between you and me I knew I paid for this I don't know what the fuck I'm doing no huge chunk this was worth the price of admission alone I'm beating him with a fucking infinity stone is this the final boss at World of Warcraft that's what I paid for